1. I won't make you go through the insanity of actually getting engaged, planning an expensive wedding, and all that newlywed annoying nonsense. We can happily live in sin, playing house.
2. I don't cook, but I do bake. I will fatten you up like you're Hansel (or Gretel) and I'm a wicked witch living in a gingerbread house. In fact, I may even bake us a gingerbread house to live in.
3. Correction: I'll cook, if you'll clean up.
4. I will do all this cooking and baking in a cute apron and a sexy outfit.
5. I can sew your buttons back on when they fall off and patch up the holes in your favorite jeans.
6. I will not bother you or try to talk about important matters while you are watching the game or playing Portal 2. I will, however, make you and your friends treats, keep the beers coming, and decorate the house in theme for Superbowl Sunday or your Call of Duty tournament.
7. I will not ask when we will be ready to have kids, because I've already decided the answer: Never.
8. We do not have to visit my family for Christmas. Or yours, if you don't want to. We can stay home alone, go to Fiji, whatever we want.
I expect the fellas to come flocking, now. ;)
I expect the fellas to come flocking, now. ;)
1 comment:
You forgot:
- you're hot = so realy nice to look at
- you're extremely funny = so laughter will be present every day
- you're a hard worker = so you'll contribute to the household income
- you have a mirror above your bed!!!!!!!
LMAO - oh by the way I'm sharing this link with all my single friends.
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