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Evidence I Am a Vampire
My skin is "pale white and ice cold."
I'm nocturnal and prefer to go out and play at night (especially in cemeteries.)
I burn in sunlight (without SPF 50) and I always have to wear sunglasses because my eyes are very sensitive.
I used to have fangs before I got braces to fix them.
I'm pretty vicious by nature.
Evidence I Am Not a Vampire
As far as I know, I've never died.
I don't thirst for human or animal blood. (I'm vegan.)
I'm not inhumanly beautiful, graceful, strong or fast. (I wish!)