Evidence I Am a Vampire

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Evidence I Am a Vampire

My skin is "pale white and ice cold."

I'm nocturnal and prefer to go out and play at night (especially in cemeteries.)

I burn in sunlight (without SPF 50) and I always have to wear sunglasses because my eyes are very sensitive.

I used to have fangs before I got braces to fix them.

I'm pretty vicious by nature.

Evidence I Am Not a Vampire

As far as I know, I've never died.

I don't thirst for human or animal blood. (I'm vegan.)

I'm not inhumanly beautiful, graceful, strong or fast. (I wish!)

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